Queries and Observations: # whatever

• President Bush recently declared that he would no longer use the phrase: "Stay the course," in reference to his agenda concerning the war in Iraq. Claiming he's changed his whole outlook at the war, he's now going to say,"Continue in the direction that I have previously sworn to go until something happens." Preach on Bush. . . preach on.
• Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have finally set a date. Not surprisingly, the date is set for when the aliens that first dropped all of us Scientologists off on this earth return. Cruise had this to say about it: "I'm very into my religion, but let's be honest, you and I both know that I'll never marry this chick. Aliens? Even I'm not that crazy!"
• Espn has recently reported that Terrell Owens might plan on eating a hogie sandwich for lunch today. Stay tuned for more information about T.O. as Espn creates a new channel: ESPNT.O. This channel will invade his privacy on levels unheard of until now. They will also make claims not only about his possible feelings about his quarterback or coach, but possible feelings about his mailman, chef, agent, head shaver, and makeup artist.
• In game two of the World Series, pitcher Kenny Rogers caused a stir by having a brown spot on his pitching hand, which some suspected as being pine tar. Since pine tar is usually used to "doctor" the ball illegally, Kenny Rogers is suspected of cheating to win the game. In response to this Rogers said, "Cheating? The only time I have been guilty of cheating is when I had steroids injected into my pitching arm before every game this postseason. Or possibly when I used pine tar to doctor the ball. Or the time I shaved points for the Rangers. But I would never openly cheat."