Episode 10: The Christmas Spirit (continued)

(Paul is ringing bell outside Walmart, he has no money in pot, and is frustrated, a lady approaches with her son)

Paul: Hey miss, why don't you contribute to a worthy cause?

(the lady continues to walk, the kid pipes up)

Kid: Look, mom, it's Santa!

Paul: You think I'm Santa? Tell you what, kid, Santa isn't real. (takes his beard on and off) I'm Santa, now I'm not, I'm Santa, now I'm not. It's all a myth kid, lies! Lies!

Kid: (crying) Mommy!

Paul: Don't count on getting any presents this year, buddy. (he gets closer to the boy)

Mom: How could you say such things? (she wacks Paul with her purse, manager comes outside)

Manager: What's going on out here?

Mom: This man tried to grab my child. (a crowd has gathered)

Manager: OK, Santa, I want you out of here NOW!

Paul: Oh, so you're gonna take her word over mine.

Manager: Out!

Paul: Don't I get paid?

Manager: NOW!

(back to Elliot and Ryan, they're walking out of the Walmart with box of doughnuts, slurpees, and other foods)

Elliot: I love charity!

THE END