Observations and Queries: 3

• I heard that once Donald Trump had a child with his current wife who is as old as his (other) child he said,"Now my life is complete." Actually he was misquoted--they cut him off, he went on to say,"Now my life is completely screwed up. I seriously should be put down like a lame horse." C'mon Trump, a lame horse? Aren't we the optimist?
• I don't see what the big deal is about Facebook and My Space. If teenage girls want to advertise for a free stalker, who am I to stop them?
• I was watching TV the other day and I noticed that on a born-again Christian channel Kirk Cammeron was teaching a lesson on evolution and how it's an evil belief practiced by pagen murderers. Good for him! Apparently he's a very prestigious born-again Christian evolutionary scientist now. Long way from the wirey-haired weirdo he played on Growing Pains. It's amazing how puberty can change you. You and I are not too different Kirk Cammeron.
• If your parents were born-again Christians you probably hate me.
• I'm glad people are finally talking about immigration. What I think people of the US don't understand is that the only reason they have access to real authentic Mexican food is because they have Mexicans to make it. Also the only reason they have access to real authentic Chinese food is because they have Mexicans to make it. Chew on that they next time you're at Panda Express.
• Zinedene Zidane from France recently head-butted an Italian soccer player in the the chest during the finals of the World Cup. I blame poor eye-sight. Like a Rhino.
• In the sports news today it had the headline: Bonds' Trainer Asks To Leave Prison. Now I'm not an expert on the legal system, but I'm pretty sure that's not gonna fly.
• I wonder if secretly in Tom Cruise's mind, someone's really screwing with him.