Observations and Queries: 2

• You know what the best sport is? Nascar, hands down. I mean, if sitting on your can and driving around in an oval for hours and hours doesn't show athletic prowess then what on earth does? Sure the car is there, but who or what does most the work? You think the enguine is what's making that car go 200m/p? You do? Oh, I guess you're right.
• Isn't it disturbing that our nation is so intolerant of the peaceful religion of Islam but they're not opposed to dressing their 3 year old up like a vampire? Let's send a video to the citizens of Iraq or Afghanistan of our kids dressed up as zombies, ghosts, and Tellatubbies and then see if that will cure them of the misconception that we're an evil, crazy nation.
• I know that celebrities become celebrities because they're either really talented, really attractive, or really freakish. So apparently Paris Hilton is freaksih.
• Speaking of freakish celebrities, Taylor Hicks reminds me of a single guy who's 48 years old, and single, driving around the local high school in a 1987 Corsica looking for girls to woo. Does anybody else feel what I'm saying?
• Many people in the sports world see Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban as a nuisance and an embarrassment, but I disagree. How many autistic people with two lazy-eyes do you know who own their own sports team? One--Mark Cuban.